We've all used it...guys anyway. Its a euphamism for getting some, and works quite well in bragging to your friends. However, I feel that Baseball is an antiquated analogy, and until we start playing rollerball or futuresport, Basketball is a much better way to describe sexual relations in the 00's. Read it, and tell me what you think, I guarentee you'll never look at Basketball the same way again, by which I mean Baseball to those who haven't read everything I've written before this sentance.
In Baseball, you can go for a hit and not know what youre gonna get. In Basketball, you know what you're going for. It may not be what you get, but you don't just huck the ball and get between one and three points, you get what the conditions of the shot allowed.
In Basketball, you gotta fight for the ball. There are other people out there, and while you can depend on your friends most times they can be ball hogs.
In Baseball, everyone gets a turn at bat, its expected you'll get a chance to score. This is only true when hookers are involved.
In Basketball, a foul shot is equivilant to a french kiss. There's a bit of pressure first time around, but after that you should know if you stand on that line you'll sink it in every time. It don't count much, but if you're way behind it can make all the differnce.
In Baseball, a first base hit is a french kiss. This implies that you need to get to first to get to the other bases, which isn't always true in our sexually jaded soceity. Plus there's hookers.
In Basketball, a two-pointer is most any intimate contact including eating out, titty fucking, hand jobs, t-baging, #1 t-shirt, and a chicago hot plate. You're scoring, it's just a matter of how flashy it can be. There's a layup and a dunk, both are done but everyone wants to see a great dunk over a layup, it's layered. It means something, and keeps the game interesting
In Baseball, second base is touching da boobies. Third is the genitalia. Our society doesn't need this distinction anymore, all sexual deviancy and conformity should have the same nominclature cause let's face it, every one does it, and you dont need to get to first or second to get to third if you go pick a girl up in a bar.
In Basketball, a three-pointer is "sex". Any means of inserting a dick in and cumming in an oriface such as the vagina or ass (not necessarily a woman's ass, lets remember that gays can play basketball too). You can't just go for a three pointer and expect to get it in everytime, it takes practice, and it means more than two-pointer. You're friends will cheer this one, but they cheered the foul shot too.
In Baseball, this is a home run. Going all the way. Well, there's a lot more than all the way, and those inbetween the ways are sex in many peoples eyes.
Let's recap
As you can see, Basketball covers a lot more ground and, lets face it, more fun to watch and play. So what do you say? 9 innings or 4 quarters with a break at the half?