Essays by Max.

How To Take Over The World
The Game All Men Like to Play
This Generations End to Society as we know it
It is wrong to like CGI and here's why
Happiness: defined
It's Impossible to Waste Time
What does it mean to be Strong?
Racism from the Other Side
Why I write These Essays
What is the most important invention in History?
Proof that God has smoked up
A Debate on Stealing
There's No Point In Cheating
Don't Bother Defending You're Actions
Everything I know about Buddhism
Do Ghosts Believe in Aliens? NF
Why Reparations Should Never Be
I don't Have Any Money, But Here's A Peach
What's Wrong With Wanting to Kill A Baby Hamster
If men don't look at porn they will die
Why Do People Get Upset When They Find Out I Don't Care About Them?
My attempt at poetry
America's Obsession With The BadAss
No Tad, that's who she really is
It's Important to Hear All Sides To An Argument
Great Feats of Ineffability
Don't Be Anti-Mainstream
If I had...
Notetakers and my Beef with Them
Poetry and it's place In American Society
Let's all save the whales and not bathe!
Who do you consider to be A hero?
The Three Things I Always Bring Up In A Conversation
Fat People's Attitudes
Introducing... yourself!
Do you want to See my artwork?
I think I stopped making sense a few essays ago
Don't Call Me Comrade
Zen Buddhism and Kite flying, together at last
Satan is living in sin with Lilith
Why don't people break dance anymore?
The Three Way That is My Way
How to call the big G-man
i before e except I'm gonna pee
Mr. Toad's Wild and Crazy Buddhist Ride
Making Love the Bruce Campbell Way, the Max Mayer way
Max's Perverted Sex Theatre
How to let her down easy
Time to Take out the Trash (not related to previous essay)
African American Culture... in America...
It is not sexist to think this way
The disappearance of an american cultural icon (Not Tom Sellek's Moustache)
Who do I trust? TV or movies?
Extra! Extra! Read all about it, culture icon essay incomplete!
Does being an artist make a person evil or are artists evil to begin with?
Why I'm not a masochist (or masogonist) and women are immature
Why playing golf will get you a promotion and tennis will get you fired
SLUT,WHORE,FRIEND - new never before seen material
More importantly, when to break off a friendship
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!
Embracing Satanists
Am I a misogynist>
Clarification
Self Control
The Absolute Worst Thing In the World!!
The Dog and Song
Is She Really Going Out With Him? (On Ziad Samir Jarrah and others)
I hate white board mystery solvers

Coming Soon: My Tour of Europe Thanks to a Six Day Work Week at a Job I Hate