90 million : long term investments in banks such as cds and bonds.
8 million : Octavius Scholarship Fund, providing free schooling for my friends under the guise of charity.
4 Engineering Degrees
2 Law Degrees
1 P.H.D.
1 Kung Fu Student
2 Liberal Arts Students
1 person of appreciable worth
1 million : mad money, to be spent on whims, friends, and instant gratification
750 thousand : charity money, to be parceled out in the sums of 10,000 to those organizations i feel in need of money.
250 thousand : my parents, i figure i owe them something.

If I had one wish? I'd definately go for enchanting a note book with the power of making whatever I write come true after I, and only I, sign an x at the bottom of the page. That way, It's like having infinite wishes, but not. I can alter reality, which is like a wish, but not. I could write up a remote control that allows me to enter any work of fiction, and exit out with whatever or whoever I wish. Or a remote control that allows me to control the flow of time, or one that can control peoples moods. Or better yet, a remote control that knows what device I'm trying to use and what my intent is, so it doesn't matter if i hit the wrong button or have selected the wrong electronics deivice, what i want will happen. Ok, better yet, i could write up a remote control that can write down wishes for me. I mean, jeez, with a book that can make any whim come true, I could have any remote control I want, practically on demand.
I know what youre thinking, whats the deal with remote controls? Why not have wishes that don't involve them? I wish I could say I just think they're neat or something clever like that, but I thought it would be clever if I made it seem that even with infinite wishes my life revolves around the remote still. If you know me personally, you might see some humor in that. In reality if I had this fantasy book, I'd do a lot more than just wacked out remotes, but not much more. I mean, with that kind of control, who the hell needs life? I'd allow myself to get lazy, and use the book as a quick fix. That'd be horrible, I'd lose whatever little ambition I have. Instead of getting a book, or a remote, I think I'd wish for something a bit more personal, like an orbital citadel or a pet ligra.
Next, an essay on what I'd do if I had my own website.