THE LAWS OF MEN

Iron Head Haines, afraid of magnets.

"When you got to spit, spit.
If a man has more money than he can hold in two hands, he should give it all to me.
All animals were put on this Earth to make faces at me.
That Doctor shouldn't have put this plate in my head."

Here's a song that should explain it

"nothing"

Be like the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex, leave deep prints.

HERE ARE YOUR TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. It is okay to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack-trays.
2. It IS wrong to be French.
3. It is okay to put all bad people in a meat-grinder.
4. Lawyers...see rule 3.
5. It is okay to drive gas guzzlers if it gets you babes.
6. Everyone should carpool, but me.
7. They should bring back the word stewardesses.
8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.
9. Mud Wrestling is a sport.

THOSE ARE YOUR TEN COMMANDMENTS

But those are only nine

THOSE ARE YOUR NINE COMMANDMENTS