So let me paraphrase here, Satan is a lesbo. You ask my evidence? We all know of atleast the theory of Lilith, coming from the little descripency between Genesis 1:27 and Genesis 2:21-22. That's the problem some say when you have two differing stories in the same book, but I don't hear anyone complaining about four. If you don't know your Judeo-Christian Bible (not the Qu'ran because it recaps creation in its own way, making it a perfect verse), basically God screws with the order of creation bewteen the first two books of Genesis. This sad little fact is over looked by the creationists, but hey, the excuse is Lilith. You see, she is created as Adam's equal, but apparently the free spirit is too much for him, so God casts her out and makes Eve, his subservent out of his rib. What happene to Lilith? She went and hooked up with Satan, who left God with a third of his power. Now, The Good Book says that God said that he'd make man like us, both male and female... how is that possible? For the answer, I look to God's right hand entity, Sataneal(out of the Book of Enoch) or translated from Hebrew adversay of god. This being that fell from God's graces was at one point God's leutenant (best God didn't see that one coming). Now, if all the pictures we see from the Renessance are true, and God is this man with a beard, than how can he speak in the plural form about himself? When God made man in his own image, how can he make two unless he herself has dual forms? Where does Satan come into play? Quite simple, read your shit, and you see that the angels are god's will made form on our world... they're nothing more than an extension of god. Therefore, angels are God, or more accurately a particular trait of god's. So, what is larger than the adversay? The better half if you will. That, being the largest trait of God, the opposing force to everything else of God's, will make Satan a likely canidate for the number one man if nothing else does. Having said that, when God said we will make man in our own image, both male and female, who else can we be other than God and Satan. Connected at birth, I say. So, when Satan fell out of god's good graces for jealousy or pride, depending on your interpreation, and when Lilith was cast out for having her own mind, and God redid it all for Adam's sake by making Eve, and if Lilith hooked up with Satan, we actually see that Satan must be the man! But if he's the man, than the creator is... a woman. Satan wasn't jeaolous of man, Satan was jeaolous of a man, Adam! God is the fairer sex in all this. Women give birth to new life, and so does God.

Now I know what you're thinking, I said Satan was the lesbo and now you're all upset at me misleading you. I wish I could say that my intention was to trick you with such an inticing title, but sadly, through the course of writing I realized my hypothesis was flawed. It makes more sense if God is the woman and satan the man, with jealousy and pride on the one hand versus love and creation on the other.
Huh, those feminazis were right, she is a woman.