And now, to explain the great mystery, why don't hippies bath. One would think that it's because they want to get back to nature, or prefer to smell that way like animals. That's not the truth, but neither is what I'm about to say, but I'd like to think so. Soap is made from boiled animal fat, so maybe they don't use it because they don't want animals harmed. I don't get it, a lion kills a dodo for food, its ok, but for some reason I can't eat a cheese burger. What, do these dirty hippies think that they're better than animals? Is that what they think? Well I got news for them, we are better than animals, so we can eat them just like the better animal eats the lesser one. Plus, it's the most effecient way of getting the nutriants we need. Who ever heard of a hippie olympiad? Huh, none, cause they're too weak and high to do any sporting event other than fishing, but they won't cause they worry about the trout.